Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss